Madame Askew and The Grand Arbiter

Friday, May 1st, at 6:30 PM Pacific (Seattle/Tucson) — 9:30 PM Eastern (Montreal/New York)

This week, we are hosting a special Friday Teatime in support of Samantha from Frenchy and the Punk. In honour of our effort to support this wonderful duo and inspired by suggestions from the Sass Master General herself, we are introducing the Endless Teatime!

Do you sometimes wish Tea Time with Madame Askew and the Grand Arbiter would never end? Now you can make that dream (partially) a reality! Madame Askew and the Grand Arbiter are using the power of time for a good cause! Join us in our Endless Teatime in Support of Frenchy and the Punk.

At any time during Friday Tea you can donate to request one of the delightful activities. If it seems like you might not have time for your request or you just want to “vex” us, you can donate $5 to extend the stream by 1 Minute. How long will they be trapped in the stream? Only time will tell!

The Endless Teatime Activity Menu

1. Extend Teatime By 1 Minute ($5) 
2. Madame Askew must describe one of her least favourite books ($15)
3. Madame and Arbiter try to balance teaspoons on their noses for 60 seconds($10)
4. Madame sings a brief extract of her favorite aria! ($50)
5. Madame balances a quarter on her nose and attempts to drop it into a funnel stuffed into her cleavage ($50)
6. Madame and the GA play a round of Guess Who — a game of mysterious identities and yes/no questions ($25)
7. Madame or the GA answer the Colbert Questionnaire ($25/person)
8. A round of Naming No Names: Madame Askew or the Grand Arbiter share a tale from their years of adventures and escapades at various conventions ($30)
9. Your lives are now a sitcom! Madame Askew or the Grand Arbiter share the pitch for their sitcom with all the fun details from casting to theme song ($60)
10. Madame Askew and the Grand Arbiter describe an embarrassing date ($15)
11. Madame Askew or the Grand Arbiter will rant about the topic of your choosing in either the positive or the negative ($30)
12. Ask Madame Askew or the Grand Arbiter any question! ($5)

Friday tea starts at 6:30 PM Pacific (Seattle/Tucson)–8:30 PM Central (Madison)–9:30 PM Eastern (Montreal) and streams live on YouTube, Twitch, and Facebook. If you have not yet done so, please consider subscribing to our YouTube and following our Twitch for notifications.